yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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