Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
She just used a chaser for red wine.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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