Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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