i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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