Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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