I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
