He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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