i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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