I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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