everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I AM VODKA MAN
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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