Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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