you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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