Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
there is puke in my bra ... again
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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