also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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