I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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