you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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