Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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