I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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