the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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