I showed him my bush... on skype.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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