I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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