She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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