I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
