Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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