Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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