I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Randomize