I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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