I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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