Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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