My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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