Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
