i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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