Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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