Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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