OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
When are your genitals available?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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