My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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