I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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