I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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