i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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