I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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