Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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