I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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