Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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