: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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