He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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