Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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