New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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