We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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