8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I see more hoeing in ur future
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