they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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