I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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