That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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