I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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