Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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