can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
there's paper in my vomit.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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