i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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